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My Life as a Clown

Now a former clown.
Aug 29 '14
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Aug 25 '14
Aug 22 '14
This is the least true thing on the internet today.

This is the least true thing on the internet today.

Aug 16 '14
thenelsontwins:

kaiserwilhelm:

beatnikdaddio:

v.

Loved this show.
I just remember when what’s her name, had the dream about having her alien baby…. LOL..

Yes…

thenelsontwins:

kaiserwilhelm:

beatnikdaddio:

v.

Loved this show.

I just remember when what’s her name, had the dream about having her alien baby…. LOL..

Yes…

(Source: charliemilkgums)

Aug 1 '14

The only thing funnier than this video of XXX-treme whiteness, is the fact that the credits take up 21% of the video.

Jul 31 '14

reasonsmysoniscrying:

My wife suggested we make pizza by putting sauce and cheese on leavened flat-bread and then grill it.

I told her that seemed like a naan issue.

Jul 23 '14
Jul 23 '14
Jul 17 '14
thenelsontwins:

missbhavens:

aatombomb:



Elaine Stritch, the brassy, tart-tongued Broadway actress and singer who became a living emblem of show business durability and perhaps the leading interpreter of Stephen Sondheim’s wryly acrid musings on aging, died on Thursday at her home in Birmingham, Mich. She was 89.
Her death was confirmed by a friend, Julie Keyes. Before Ms. Stritch moved to Birmingham last year, she lived, famously, for many years at the Carlyle Hotel in Manhattan.


NO! I AM NOT READY FOR HER TO NOT BE ON THIS EARTH!

Oh no!

Does anyone still wear a hat?Sniff

thenelsontwins:

missbhavens:

aatombomb:

Elaine Stritch, the brassy, tart-tongued Broadway actress and singer who became a living emblem of show business durability and perhaps the leading interpreter of Stephen Sondheim’s wryly acrid musings on aging, died on Thursday at her home in Birmingham, Mich. She was 89.

Her death was confirmed by a friend, Julie Keyes. Before Ms. Stritch moved to Birmingham last year, she lived, famously, for many years at the Carlyle Hotel in Manhattan.

NO! I AM NOT READY FOR HER TO NOT BE ON THIS EARTH!

Oh no!

Does anyone still wear a hat?

Sniff

(Source: The New York Times)

Jul 15 '14
thenelsontwins:

Both of these shirts I need for a young shirt stack I know.

Where can I get these NOW!

thenelsontwins:

Both of these shirts I need for a young shirt stack I know.

Where can I get these NOW!

(Source: gotitforcheap)