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My Life as a Clown

Now a former clown.
Sep 24 '14
Sep 11 '14
thenelsontwins:

This reminds me of the night that Drew and I were returning videos at Kaleidoscope Video in Kirksville, MO where we went to college.  I was waiting in the car as Drew went to drop the videos into the slot in the door.  Suddenly, he came running back yelling, “DRIVE! DRIVE! WE HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GO! GO!”As we sped out of the parking lot, kicking gravel up behind us, I asked, “what happened?”To which he replied, “I dunno man, but the old long haired dude that runs the place is in there down on his knees worshiping the Coke machine.”After all these years, I don’t know if that is a euphemism or just a fact.

Fact.People ask me why I don’t like small towns. This is why.

thenelsontwins:

This reminds me of the night that Drew and I were returning videos at Kaleidoscope Video in Kirksville, MO where we went to college.

I was waiting in the car as Drew went to drop the videos into the slot in the door. Suddenly, he came running back yelling, “DRIVE! DRIVE! WE HAVE TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GO! GO!”

As we sped out of the parking lot, kicking gravel up behind us, I asked, “what happened?”

To which he replied, “I dunno man, but the old long haired dude that runs the place is in there down on his knees worshiping the Coke machine.”

After all these years, I don’t know if that is a euphemism or just a fact.

Fact.

People ask me why I don’t like small towns. This is why.

(Source: graveyardhorr0r)

Aug 30 '14
"The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again."
Homer, The Iliad (via irilium)

(Source: petrichour)

Aug 29 '14
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Aug 25 '14
Aug 22 '14
This is the least true thing on the internet today.

This is the least true thing on the internet today.

Aug 16 '14
thenelsontwins:

kaiserwilhelm:

beatnikdaddio:

v.

Loved this show.
I just remember when what’s her name, had the dream about having her alien baby…. LOL..

Yes…

thenelsontwins:

kaiserwilhelm:

beatnikdaddio:

v.

Loved this show.

I just remember when what’s her name, had the dream about having her alien baby…. LOL..

Yes…

(Source: charliemilkgums)

Aug 1 '14

The only thing funnier than this video of XXX-treme whiteness, is the fact that the credits take up 21% of the video.

Jul 31 '14

reasonsmysoniscrying:

My wife suggested we make pizza by putting sauce and cheese on leavened flat-bread and then grill it.

I told her that seemed like a naan issue.

Jul 23 '14