October 2009
24 posts
I have instead given up
It had gotten to the point that project that I thought was 95% finished just needs to be redone. I have accepted it and am feeling quite free. It was supposed to be a simple simple project to clean up some code and I should have rewritten the whole thing from the start. I knew it when I first looked at it, but believed that I could fix it, but somethings shouldn’t be fixed. They should...
Sinus attack!
I am being stabbed in the brain!
Obama came to town and didn't tell anyone
Unseen Evil
thenelsontwins:
When one gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, is it normal to still have a fear of an unseen evil entity slamming the bathroom door closed and locking you in at 32 years old?
The worst is when you are still in bed and you can feel the unseen evil pressing down on you so you cover your head with the blankets. Then you spend the next hour shivering and waiting...
Franco-American Relations
Me and Hot French Intern about to get on the elevator.
Me: Hey Wait! I gotta hit the head. (blank look) The uh uh uh, you know the pissour. (even blanker look).
(me making my thinking face)
(blank look)
Oh hell what is french for toilet?
Hot French Intern: Toilet.
Me: Yes. Toilet. I have to go to the bathroom. Wait a second.
LoverFest
The lovefest is happening in San Francisco and I am sitting in Pleasanton watching moms in minivans drop off little girls dressed like American Apparel prostitutes.
Boobies Boobies Boobies Boobies, how to integrate...
I have a certification test this afternoon. These computer things are always interrupting my train of thought.