January 2010
10 posts
Schrödinger's Baby
It occurred to me while thinking of names that since neither of us know the sex  of the baby, it is actually both simultaneously.  Not tranny, not intersex, but really both male and female at the same time.  Maybe I have been living in San Francisco for too long, but I am heartened to know that my baby is already super duper queer.
Jan 30th
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Jan 23rd
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A Review of every book on Pregnancy for Men:
Sack up.
Jan 16th
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My wife is a Time Lord
She has two hearts.
Jan 9th
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Jan 5th
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The Aughts: my years summed up in three words
2000: IR Drunky LaRue 2001: In the Lou 2002: Big metal gates 2003: Wolfram and Hart 2004:  BoBo Bought Condo 2005:  SWEET BABY LOVE! 2006:  Clown on TV 2007:  San Francisco Adventure 2008:  Ow! That Hurts! 2009:  Enter the BabyMaker!
Jan 3rd