December 2010
9 posts
Big ups for poppa’s first five am drugstore run.
What? People don’t say big ups anymore? If it were not for this screaming baby I would be real sad about that.
Parent's 1st Xmas = Cookies for Breakfast
…but only during naptime.
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”
– Anonymous proverb
[Often attributed to Dr. Seuss, but without verified citation]
(via liquidnight)
and drink because you remember.
Mamma-Pappa Tummy Timing Diaper Gravy!
thedaddycomplex:
I taught my boys a valuable lesson last night: Unleashing a string of every known expletive is the appropriate reaction to raking a bread knife across your finger.
In related news, my boys now sound like Lenny Bruce.
So far part of parenting has been learning a new language, or how to swear without swearing. I enjoy the challenge but it does make Dirty Papa Tummy Time Talk a...
“As the Brian McMurtry, the director the Edward Jones Dome tells the...”
– Ha.
But seriously. I’m a big dork about building and equipment maintenance, safety and having intelligent staff to handle problems and issues.
If I were the director of a major sports arena and I just watched another major sports arena’s roof collapse, you can be damn sure I would be in the...
The Most Damning Wikileaks Cable You'll Ever Read →
I feel dirty about being an American.
bluenemesis:
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling…
This is why I am a Vaderist. →
