July 2010
7 posts
Funny this is exactly how I feel about twitter
thenelsontwins:
theconceptlibrarian:
I suppose earlier generations had to sit through all this huffing and puffing with the invention of television, the phone, cinema, radio, the car, the bicycle, printing, the wheel and so on, but you would think we would learn the way these things work, which is this:
1) everything that’s already in the world when you’re born is just normal;
...
Mommy Dearest
Boone: Mama.
Me: She had to leave for work. What do you need?
Boone: Mama.
Me: She'll be back later. What do you want? You want a snack?
Boone: Mama!
Wyatt: I think he's being pretty clear.
Me: I know, but I'm a perfectly capable parent. And I'm right here.
Boone: Mama!
Wyatt: But, you're not mama.
Me: I feed you, clothe you, put you down for your nap, play with you. What does she do that I don't do?
Wyatt: Be awesome.
Boone: MAMA!
Me: She's gone, Boone. Do you want a hug? I can hug.
Wyatt: Not like mama.
Me: Just like mama.
Wyatt: Nope.
Boone: MAMA!
Me: How is her hug different than mine?
Wyatt: It's awesome.
Me: Here, Boone. I'll give you a hug to make you feel better.
Boone: WAAAAAAAH! MAMA! MAMA! MAMA! MAMA!
Wyatt: Way to go, smart guy. He'll be freaking out for a while now.
Me: Fine. I'll let him have his fit. Is there anything you need?
Wyatt: Mama.
I gots my brother married today.