Me and Hot French Intern about to get on the elevator.
Me: Hey Wait! I gotta hit the head. (blank look) The uh uh uh, you know the pissour. (even blanker look).
(me making my thinking face)
(blank look)
Oh hell what is french for toilet?
Hot French Intern: Toilet.
Me: Yes. Toilet. I have to go to the bathroom. Wait a second.
