My Life as a Clown

I can’t believe I haven’t been to LEGO LAND either.

thenelsontwins:

noeyeinpirate:

My creative director asked me to write out some goals for HR & my review.

This is where I netted out:

1. eat 50 hardboiled eggs in a sitting

2. High-5 Abraham Lincoln (will settle for an impersonator)

3. Visit LEGO LAND

4. Do more good work?

5. Recreate Mount Rushmore in candy corn

6. Take more vacation days

7. Have a robotic penis

8. Learn some new ninjitsu skills

9. Make better goals

10. Perhaps become an ACD?

11. Remake Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey (starring Daryl Hall & John Oates)

12. Do more white paper concepting for TCCC

13. Hone my clairvoyance ability

14. Open a pawn shop (for toys, comics, & art)

15. Patent a sweet new dance move

16. Create a new line of disturbing toys

17. FPO

18. TBD

19. TBA

20. T&A

I think you should reevaluate your goals that stayed on the list. Most, if not all, of these are viable and awesome. Unless the ones ON the list are even more awesome.