Wednesday May 12, 2010 at 2:29

I mostly feel bad for/ identify with the little dorkwad in the lower left. Constantly vaguely embarrassed.    thenelsontwins: In danger of outing myself, I must say that I did indeed watch… religiously… the season of Project Runway where she, this rich, Manhattan social scene upper echelon dwelling, wife of a prominent hall of fame inducted interior designer, and mother of (at the time five, adorable, lawless children with stupid names) sucked up air time and far too much attention. Now, she is a mother of six little ones and has written a book on parenting!  YES!  I was hoping the book would be entitled “How to Raise Six Kids in Manhattan with Millions of Dollars and Boundless Social Connections and STILL be a Talentless Hack”  but alas it is something equally as shallow and tasteless, Didn’t I Feed You Yesterday? A Mother’s Guide to Sanity in Stilettos. Yeah.  I know of a lot of people who have her problems and this book is really going to help them out.  I’ll take her advice right after I start liking her clothes.  I mean really, how can anyone take her seriously?  Not only for the obvious reasons, but also because you could fit a freakin’ basketball in that grill of hers and still have room.  Terrifying!  Like giant mouth thing in the desert in Return of the Jedi. 

I mostly feel bad for/ identify with the little dorkwad in the lower left. Constantly vaguely embarrassed.   

thenelsontwins:

In danger of outing myself, I must say that I did indeed watch… religiously… the season of Project Runway where she, this rich, Manhattan social scene upper echelon dwelling, wife of a prominent hall of fame inducted interior designer, and mother of (at the time five, adorable, lawless children with stupid names) sucked up air time and far too much attention.

Now, she is a mother of six little ones and has written a book on parenting!  YES!  I was hoping the book would be entitled “How to Raise Six Kids in Manhattan with Millions of Dollars and Boundless Social Connections and STILL be a Talentless Hack”  but alas it is something equally as shallow and tasteless, Didn’t I Feed You Yesterday? A Mother’s Guide to Sanity in Stilettos.

Yeah. 

I know of a lot of people who have her problems and this book is really going to help them out. 

I’ll take her advice right after I start liking her clothes. 

I mean really, how can anyone take her seriously?  Not only for the obvious reasons, but also because you could fit a freakin’ basketball in that grill of hers and still have room.  Terrifying!  Like giant mouth thing in the desert in Return of the Jedi. 

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