My Life as a Clown

Now a former clown.
Jul 8 '10

Mommy Dearest

  • Boone: Mama.
  • Me: She had to leave for work. What do you need?
  • Boone: Mama.
  • Me: She'll be back later. What do you want? You want a snack?
  • Boone: Mama!
  • Wyatt: I think he's being pretty clear.
  • Me: I know, but I'm a perfectly capable parent. And I'm right here.
  • Boone: Mama!
  • Wyatt: But, you're not mama.
  • Me: I feed you, clothe you, put you down for your nap, play with you. What does she do that I don't do?
  • Wyatt: Be awesome.
  • Boone: MAMA!
  • Me: She's gone, Boone. Do you want a hug? I can hug.
  • Wyatt: Not like mama.
  • Me: Just like mama.
  • Wyatt: Nope.
  • Boone: MAMA!
  • Me: How is her hug different than mine?
  • Wyatt: It's awesome.
  • Me: Here, Boone. I'll give you a hug to make you feel better.
  • Boone: WAAAAAAAH! MAMA! MAMA! MAMA! MAMA!
  • Wyatt: Way to go, smart guy. He'll be freaking out for a while now.
  • Me: Fine. I'll let him have his fit. Is there anything you need?
  • Wyatt: Mama.

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