My Life as a Clown

explodingdog: Go Forward true

Fri, 25 May 2012 10:43:41 -0400

explodingdog:

Go Forward

true

laughingsquid: Incredible Photo of a Cat and a Praying...

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:17:14 -0400

laughingsquid:

Incredible Photo of a Cat and a Praying Mantis

Twin nightmares! Away foul creatures!

One small step for cat kind...

Mon, 21 May 2012 10:14:54 -0400

animalsbeingdicks:

…one giant, painful leap to the bottom of the stairs.

they don’t even like other cats.

nevver: Happy Mothers Day I love you Mom.

Sun, 13 May 2012 02:09:48 -0400

nevver:

Happy Mothers Day

I love you Mom.

Another great idea I didn't think of.

Sat, 12 May 2012 12:22:56 -0400

thenelsontwins:

I heard this on Marketplace today.

There is a clown you can hire for someone’s birthday. This clown will stalk the birthday person, lurking in the shadows, following them around on the days leading up to the birthday. Just enough to be seen, not scary, but disconcerting. Then on the day of the person’s actual birthday, the clown will finally approach the birthday person … and smash a pie in their face.

I’ve never wanted to be a clown. But this changes everything.

I got out too early.

thenelsontwins: archiemcphee: From the Department of Awesome...

Sat, 12 May 2012 12:21:44 -0400

thenelsontwins:

archiemcphee:

From the Department of Awesome Once-In-A-Lifetime Photo Ops come these incredible shots of a mighty Golden Eagle wielding a knife. Yep, that’s pretty freaking awesome.

“A forgetful photographer had the shock of his life when this soaring golden eagle made off with his knife. Dutch snapper Han Bouwmeester had been using the utensil, in Västerbotten, Sweden, to carve up chunks of meat in a bid to attract the birds of prey.

But, busy with the task in hand, the wildlife aficionado clumsily dropped it in the snow. He said: ‘Once it flew away in the sight of my camera I saw something red in his claws and made some shots of it. On the display from my camera I saw immediately that it was the knife we used to cut the meat. We surely left it in the snow.’

‘At such a moment we were firstly enraged with ourselves because this was a fault. But he soon dropped the knife after realising it was useless for him. I was happy with the absolutely cracking and unique picture. The eagle is holding it exactly as we should do with it. What a crazy once in a lifetime moment this was.’”

[via Dailymail.co.uk]

It’s a giant knife wielding eagle…
… get back in the car.

I knew they were hiding something.

laughingsquid: Lion Tries To Eat Baby Through the Glass at the...

Thu, 03 May 2012 11:14:15 -0400

laughingsquid:

Lion Tries To Eat Baby Through the Glass at the Oregon Zoo in Portland

I may not be as evolved as those in Portland, because my first instinct upon seeing a lion try to eat my baby would not be to say, “hey kitty kitty.”. My monkey mind would be more like, “Holy F****** H***!!! Get the baby away from the f******* lion! Somebody shoot that f******** lion before it eats mt g********* baby!”

"My cousin Helen, who is in her 90s now, was in the Warsaw ghetto during World War II. She and a..."

Tue, 01 May 2012 17:32:56 -0400

““My cousin Helen, who is in her 90s now, was in the Warsaw ghetto during World War II. She and a bunch of the girls in the ghetto had to do sewing each day. And if you were found with a book, it was an automatic death penalty. She had gotten hold of a copy of ‘Gone With the Wind’, and she would take three or four hours out of her sleeping time each night to read. And then, during the hour or so when they were sewing the next day, she would tell them all the story. These girls were risking certain death for a story. And when she told me that story herself, it actually made what I do feel more important. Because giving people stories is not a luxury. It’s actually one of the things that you live and die for.””

- Neil Gaiman (via wildthicket)

8000+ notes on this post but I just saw it, and it’s good.

(via slavin)

Hurrah!

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:42:08 -0400

Hurrah!

Finally...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:56:53 -0400

Finally...

And then this...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:55:10 -0400

And then this...

First this

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:54:48 -0400

First this

I’ll vote for them only if get to start hating the...

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 03:18:30 -0400

I’ll vote for them only if get to start hating the Russians again. Them were good times.

laughingsquid: Extremely High-Waisted Pants I would wear these...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:15:09 -0400

laughingsquid:

Extremely High-Waisted Pants

I would wear these everyday. Ev. Ery. Day.

arewehavingpunyet: OVERLOAD! art35: pleatedjeans: acupuncture...

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 02:13:17 -0400

arewehavingpunyet:

OVERLOAD!

art35:

pleatedjeans:

acupuncture is a jab well done. via

For you arewehavingpun yet!

it is like a tiny black hole

Oh my

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 11:46:20 -0400

Oh my

schlomo: Just came in the mail; sums up my year pretty well....

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:36:08 -0400

schlomo:

Just came in the mail; sums up my year pretty well. (Taken with Instagram at Church of Bad Ideas)

I used to go to the Church of Bad Ideas. They kick you out for leaving.

Jiggery-Pokery: The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined By Science)

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:21:00 -0400

Jiggery-Pokery: The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined By Science):

thenelsontwins:

alittlespace:

newsweek:

1. Fine Arts

2. Drama and Theatre Arts

3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts

4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design

5. Architecture

6. Philosophy and Religious Studies

7. English Literature and Language

8. Journalism

9. Anthropology and…

YEAH! I graduated with a degree in #2 with a minor in #1!

Gainfully, yet unwillingly employed.

Got a #2 and a #7, now working as an engineer. Maybe one’s major is not so indicative of one’s life.

##edit —Or maybe Truman State University’s Career Counseling really sucks edit ###

jaredcardwell: Best! knowyourmeme: SCIENCE!!11 KYMdb - Name...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 18:47:51 -0400

jaredcardwell:

Best!

knowyourmeme:

SCIENCE!!11

KYMdb - Name Puns

This all the time!

thenelsontwins: Friday on the porch. Not quite the same without...

Sat, 21 Apr 2012 00:54:46 -0400

thenelsontwins:

Friday on the porch. Not quite the same without The Dude.

Oh man.